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Kevin Xu2026-01-26 · 3m

Gave Clawdbot My Portfolio: A Beautiful Disaster

Gave Clawdbot My Portfolio: A Beautiful Disaster

Kevin Xu gave Clawdbot access to his portfolio with one simple instruction:

"Trade this to $1M. Don't make mistakes."

What followed was nothing short of spectacular chaos.

The Stats

  • 25 strategies deployed
  • 3,000+ reports generated
  • 12 new algos created from scratch

The bot went all in. It scanned every X post for alpha. Charted every technical indicator known to traders. Ran 24/7 without a single break.

The Result

It lost everything.

But as Kevin put it: "Boy was it beautiful."

This is vibe trading at its finest. The AI worked tirelessly, generated mountains of analysis, and executed with perfect confidence. The only problem? Markets don't care about beautiful code.

Community Reactions

The post went absolutely viral:

  • 607 replies
  • 1,134 reposts
  • 18,992 likes
  • 3,525 bookmarks
  • 2M+ views

@xmayeth had a different experience: "ClawdBot is a genius trader fr, he made x2.5 to my deposit just in one night"

Kevin also teased a new project: @alpha_ai — promising "won't make mistakes. Soon."

The Lesson

Sometimes the journey matters more than the destination. Or maybe the real alpha was the strategies we deployed along the way.


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